Hey, Voter.
I may not have as much stamina as other guys, but when I pull out, everyone breathes a sigh of gratitude.

Hey, Voter.

I may not have as much stamina as other guys, but when I pull out, everyone breathes a sigh of gratitude.

Hey, Voter.
Would you do me the honor of accompanying me to a “Mad Men”-themed dinner party?

Hey, Voter.

Would you do me the honor of accompanying me to a
“Mad Men”-themed dinner party?

Hey, Voter.
I handle my economic recovery strategy the same way I perform my lovemaking. Slow, steady, and with lots of stimulus.

Hey, Voter.

I handle my economic recovery strategy the same way I perform my lovemaking. Slow, steady, and with lots of stimulus.

Hey, Voter.
I’m on the phone with Heaven. Apparently they’re missing an angel. I’ll tell them I’ll get you home at a reasonable hour.

Hey, Voter.

I’m on the phone with Heaven. Apparently they’re missing an angel. I’ll tell them I’ll get you home at a reasonable hour.

Hey, Voter.
I’d like to give you the “small business” and have an intimate conversation about market growth.

Hey, Voter.

I’d like to give you the “small business” and have an intimate conversation about market growth.

Hey, Voter.
I’m sorry if my passion frightens you. But love…it is scary, no?

Hey, Voter.

I’m sorry if my passion frightens you. But love…it is scary, no?

Hey, Voter.
I got you this shirt. I also made some special brownies we can share while we watch the DVD of “Atlas Shrugged.”

Hey, Voter.

I got you this shirt. I also made some special brownies we can share while we watch the DVD of “Atlas Shrugged.”